Dear journal,
Today was like any other day. I woke up at 5:30am (nothings changed there). I had a breakfast consisting of strawberry milk and apples. While eating breakfast I watched good morning Joshamni show starring Sarah and Kayla. Sometimes I wonder why I ever came here. Today at my work some of the loyal mutant animals heard me criticizing Josh Amni. They of course took me to the loyal advisers. Luckily the most "trusted" advisers were drunk on strawberry milk and were in no mood to see me. I get to meet with them on Monday (when there hangover is over with). So now I'm house bound till then. Thank goodness for me it's a Friday! The freak animals told me I had two charges against me. One I spoke wrongly of Josh Amni, and Two I forgot to wear a costume. I honestly don't think the costume is important in any way. I believe Josh Amni is just trying to make a fool of us all who live here. I think when this trial gets done with I am leaving this terrible place! I'll go back to the promise land of the United States of America.
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