Declaration of Independance

We officially remove ourselves from the United States of America for these following reasons. There are too many DWI's, and teenagers are out of control. The government is politically incorrect, there is no individuality, and we can not (legally) crossbreed animals. These and some other reasons have caused us to create our own Utopia, where we will be safe from the problems of our current society. So we hereby ask your permission to take our leave from the United States, so we can make our own community of our ideal world.