Reasons for some of the rules

In order to keep our society a united, equal, and fair we've decided on some of our normal and abnormal rules. Don't you hate it when you trip and people laugh? Well Joshamni made the rule that states " you must trip once a day". Now no one feel inequal. I'm not the tallest person in the world so naturally it makes me angry when rides in a theme park say you must be this tall to ride on this ride. We in Joshamni care about our citizens happiness so we made the rule "you must be under 6 feet to enter into Joshamni". Have you ever been walking down the street and you hear your name so you turn and it's not you the person is talking to? We as a government take pity on anyone named sally. So we made a rule against the name. "No one with the name of Sally is to enter our country". I being a girl hate snakes and spiders so naturally I banned them from our country for every ones safety. Now the saying "I was scared to death" will not exist. Here in Joshamni we all hate shots, because lets face it shots are a pain in the caboose. Now to make shots less painful the rule is " doctors must give lollies before giving a shot."
I hope our rules will make more sense to every one

Journal number three

Dear journal, I'm so exited for this Tuesday! I'm going to try out to be the Joshamni mascot the mighty Seal. The try outs are going to be judged by the royal advisers. I don't know what we'll have to do for the try outs. I hope the try outs won't be too embarrassing! I don't know if I can take any more embarrassment. Last month I Lost control during the national song and I busted loose with dance moves! Every one laughed at my expense. I promised my self I'd never do anything like that again. And I've been pretty good at keeping my promise to my self. I hope no one will laugh. I really couldn't take it. Today I didn't go to work. I hope the animals won't find me. I don't know if i could do hard time. You can't miss work here or you'll do hard time. Well I'd better go so I can go shop for dinner.

The Seal of Joshamni

The great "seal" of Joshamni

Letter to a friend

Dear Sarah,


You may be wondering why you haven't seen me around. I want to tell you about my new home! The name of it is Joshamni (os - omne). Although the name of it is complicated the actual place it's self is quite simple. Ever since coming here I've found this place to have a sense of peace,and a calming effect. The leader of this pleasant place is named Josh Amni ( what a surprise). He has two royal advisers who speak for our leader. I may not agree with the type of government but there is no way I'm moving away from the promise land. I really want you to come here and enjoy life with me! I'll even buy your ticket for the plane! Well I'd better go and get ready for bed. I hope to see you soon. Your Friend,
Kayla

Journal entry Two

Dear Journal,
Today I was able to take a tour the palace of Josh Amni, I was so excited! Although I was supposed to be there for my history class, I didn't take any notes. I was hoping that if I looked around I would be able to see our mysterious King. My mom and dad told me that I shouldn't get my hopes up. They've lived here their whole lives and they have never seen him. But ever since I was little I have wanted to see him, today's field trip was my chance! When we got in the castle we saw the coolest thing ever. A guy was taken to the royal advisors by some of the mutant animals. It was hilarious, I got a lot of pictures on my camera! It only took me a second to relize that I should follow them, that was my chance to see the king. The advisors would have to ask the kings opinion for the judgement, I followed the guards quickly threw the large doors into the throne room. It was completely empty except for the royal advisors, Sarah and Kayla I wasn't very exicted to see them, I see them everyday-in a parade, on t.v., or they're running around the kingdom with wild animals. Well anyway Josh Amni wasn't in there, I went and hid behind a pillar hoping he would make an appearance. I sat quietly, I had a perfect view of the throne. The whole time I was busy taking pictures I didn't have time to listen to the case. After three minutes my eyes completely melted to the throne, the case ended. The advisors gave their judgment and then everyone left. I sat shocked and dissapointed, he didn't come! I couldn't believe it. I was about to jump out and ask where the kign was and why people never saw him but I relized my class would be leaving for the school soon. So I ran out of the throne room as fast as possible. When I jumped on the bus, I sat dissapointed. But I'm not going to give up hope, some day I know I'm going to be able to see the king.

Journal entry number one

Dear journal,
Today was like any other day. I woke up at 5:30am (nothings changed there). I had a breakfast consisting of strawberry milk and apples. While eating breakfast I watched good morning Joshamni show starring Sarah and Kayla. Sometimes I wonder why I ever came here. Today at my work some of the loyal mutant animals heard me criticizing Josh Amni. They of course took me to the loyal advisers. Luckily the most "trusted" advisers were drunk on strawberry milk and were in no mood to see me. I get to meet with them on Monday (when there hangover is over with). So now I'm house bound till then. Thank goodness for me it's a Friday! The freak animals told me I had two charges against me. One I spoke wrongly of Josh Amni, and Two I forgot to wear a costume. I honestly don't think the costume is important in any way. I believe Josh Amni is just trying to make a fool of us all who live here. I think when this trial gets done with I am leaving this terrible place! I'll go back to the promise land of the United States of America.

Joshamni's government

The Joshamni community is under a monarchy, ruled by the mysterious Josh Amni (a.k.a Kayla and Sarah). The King of Joshamni has never been seen by a civilian, whenever anyone needs to speak to the king, his "wisest" advisers Sarah and Kayla will provide them with the answer they know Josh Amni would agree with. The army consists of all the talking crossbreed animals created on the island, its general is the mighty Lebra, the closest friend of Josh Amni. Josh Amni and his advisers rule the country with fairness, and equality.

The day in the life of a resident of Joshamni

-Every one wakes up at 5:30am
-They eat breakfast of at least strawberry milk
-Then it's off to the cross breeding or vet job at 8:30am
- In the cross breeding job everyone who works there are making animals of their wildest dreams, and bringing the dinosaurs back to life; in the vet job they will learn all there is to learn about our new creations
-After a hard days work every one travels home at 6:30pm
-Dinner is to be served at 8:00pm and then eaten with the whole family
- Then there is leisure time
- Then it's off to bed at 11:30pm

Declaration of Independance

We officially remove ourselves from the United States of America for these following reasons. There are too many DWI's, and teenagers are out of control. The government is politically incorrect, there is no individuality, and we can not (legally) crossbreed animals. These and some other reasons have caused us to create our own Utopia, where we will be safe from the problems of our current society. So we hereby ask your permission to take our leave from the United States, so we can make our own community of our ideal world.

Joshamni's motto

The motto for Joshamni is
"What's the motto with you."

Joshamni's national animal

The national animal for Joshamni is the Lebra, not the zodiac sign but the crossbreed of a Zebra, Lion, and Tiger. We chose this animal because the majestic look, and the coolness it brings. This a very rare animal and it can only be seen in Joshamni(because we are the creators)

Joshamni's rules

1. LIST OF RULES
   
2. Keep and follow all the other rules
3. Everybody must trip once a day so everyone feels equal
4. You must be under six foot to get into our Utopia
5. Anybody with the name of Sally is not allowed in our city
6. You honor the Lebra
7. There's no drugs, or alcohol allowed in Joshamni
8. You must respect Josh Amni the mighty ruler
9. No snakes or spiders are allowed here
10. Doctors must give lollies before they give shots
11. You MUST follow all the rules above