Reasons for some of the rules

In order to keep our society a united, equal, and fair we've decided on some of our normal and abnormal rules. Don't you hate it when you trip and people laugh? Well Joshamni made the rule that states " you must trip once a day". Now no one feel inequal. I'm not the tallest person in the world so naturally it makes me angry when rides in a theme park say you must be this tall to ride on this ride. We in Joshamni care about our citizens happiness so we made the rule "you must be under 6 feet to enter into Joshamni". Have you ever been walking down the street and you hear your name so you turn and it's not you the person is talking to? We as a government take pity on anyone named sally. So we made a rule against the name. "No one with the name of Sally is to enter our country". I being a girl hate snakes and spiders so naturally I banned them from our country for every ones safety. Now the saying "I was scared to death" will not exist. Here in Joshamni we all hate shots, because lets face it shots are a pain in the caboose. Now to make shots less painful the rule is " doctors must give lollies before giving a shot."
I hope our rules will make more sense to every one

Journal number three

Dear journal, I'm so exited for this Tuesday! I'm going to try out to be the Joshamni mascot the mighty Seal. The try outs are going to be judged by the royal advisers. I don't know what we'll have to do for the try outs. I hope the try outs won't be too embarrassing! I don't know if I can take any more embarrassment. Last month I Lost control during the national song and I busted loose with dance moves! Every one laughed at my expense. I promised my self I'd never do anything like that again. And I've been pretty good at keeping my promise to my self. I hope no one will laugh. I really couldn't take it. Today I didn't go to work. I hope the animals won't find me. I don't know if i could do hard time. You can't miss work here or you'll do hard time. Well I'd better go so I can go shop for dinner.